he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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