4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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