if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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