I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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