Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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