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What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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