I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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