I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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