he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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