Please, let me fuck your mom
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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