Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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