You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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