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(704): View more from North Carolina

oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess

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(478): View more from Georgia

i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month

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(662): View more from Mississippi

They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.

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(708): View more from Illinois

did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"

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(734): View more from Michigan

I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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(804): View more from Virginia

well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I wasn't that gone.

(361): View more from Texas

Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.

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