I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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