$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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