Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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