Dual....:-)
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My bed smells like the plague
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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