its not stalking. its research.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
And then he peed in my hair
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