there's paper in my vomit.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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