so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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