I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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