so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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