This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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