Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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