I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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