So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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