yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
This toilet bowl is my home.
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