She is in my trunk
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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