So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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