i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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