I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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