She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
only if we run a train.
done.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You need Xanax blowdarts
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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