i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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