Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Drake has all the answers
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
