STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Randomize
