either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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