yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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