how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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