is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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