He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
is that a dick in a sweater?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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