in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
third nipple confirmed
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
