Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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