im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
My pussy is not your playground.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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