if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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