awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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