Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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