Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
