Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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