bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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