Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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