Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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