It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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