dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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