dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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