I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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