And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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