belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My balls are so social today.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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