Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
no you cant smoke seaweed
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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