ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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my shit smells like andre
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize