the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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