when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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