WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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